homunculus-argument:

I like how ads on other sites are either temu crack pipe trash or shit like “do you need Jesus?” or very rarely “what if shit’s aliens”, but on tumblr it’s AI generated bullshit illustrated captions like “once I stopped smoking crack I understood that aliens need Jesus. Find out how to have the secrets of the universe revealed to you. Start running.”

t4tstarvingdog:

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

(via egberts)

whichcouldmeanothing:

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

(via wizardshark)

mistyycowoa:

homunculus-argument:

I love having online friends from other countries. You can learn about something that alledgedly is a thing over there, and just go on discord and ask “hey have you ever had a carp in your bathtub?” and get an answer like “no, but my grandparents did at least once.”

Reading this post is a great example of my pov when I remember that snow is a real thing that exists during winter for some people and not just exclusively on fictional mountain tops

zinjanthropusboisei:

screenshot of a reddit post to r/whatismycookiecutter titled "found this in me mums drawer. Any ideas?" Image is of a strangely shaped cookiecutter with wiggly edges and no clear representationALT
screenshot of a reddit response stating "Looks like Saarland, a state of Germany" with a map of Saarland's shape. Another poster adds a side-by-side comparison showing that the cookiecutter looks quite a lot like Saarland.ALT
Another commenter says "100%" and adds a screenshot of the Saarland cookiecutter for sale.ALT

There are some specific-ass subreddits and cookiecutters in this world

ryanphantom:

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discord, do not disturb has been on for like eight years straight. i am not available.

sisyphusshrugged:

having a hard time focusing today. i’ve also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.

doctor-roman:

nyxwoven:

doctor-roman:

I think whoever named worcestershire sauce that should have the worst tummy hurty ever

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i have great news

MR. LEA I AM SO FUCKING SORRY

(via safestsephiroth)

wiiwheel:

Say what you will about Reddit but sort by controversial is like one of the best features of all time… Want To See Some Bullshit button

(via emeraldsonearth)

wordfather:

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

kosmogrl:

choosing to be kind when you grew up surrounded by angry people is one of the coolest things you can do

redstonedust:

fireworks are cool until you own any pets that are scared of fireworks and then every firework season feels like

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(via strigineserpent)

whyenn-reader:

im doing good! you know. besides the underlying feeling that I’m fundamentally incapable of fitting in in a society. besides that i’m chillin